cooking with cats

today, just for a change, I’ll stop telling you about Liessa, and link you to a culinary tail that could just have easily happened in our house.

“Turn around to find that your kitten has soundlessly levitated up onto the cutting board and is standing with one paw half on the blade of the knife, half off — the sharp side, too — and the other paw smack in the middle of your pile of meat while he does his level best to eat as much as he possibly can. Realize that shouting may result in a cat with a sliced paw due to cat’s foot placement.”

I do most fervently recommend that you read the whole thing; you will weep, possibly with laughter.